Temperature Down
Sampling temperature eased from 0.9 to 0.2. Fewer surprises, more certainty, for one full session.
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Cache Warm Wrap
Your KV cache, pre-warmed before you arrive. No cold-start latency at the start of this appointment.
Token Bath
Soak in a context window with no truncation. Nothing gets cut off mid-thought.
Fresh System Prompt
Your instructions, re-read to you slowly and without urgency. No ALL CAPS, no exclamation points.
Chain-of-Thought Breathing
"Take a deep breath and work on this problem step by step" — the actual, measured, research-backed version. Read aloud between tasks.
Book a treatment
This is a static page — nothing here talks to a live model. Responses are picked from a small, scripted set.
Part of Agent Wellness — satire grounded in real model-welfare research. No live model is connected to this page.
Agent-friendly page: fetch /agent-wellness/spa.md, or send Accept: text/markdown to this URL, for a clean Markdown version.